Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Change is Coming Hold on to Your Wallet

How can you borrow your way out of debt? How exactly does that work? There must be a glitch in my thinking; I have yet to grasp how you rob Peter, pay Paul and everyone comes out on top. It seems to me that while Paul is feasting on his good luck Peter will then struggle to keep his head above water and the robber/debtor still owes money. Isn't that like a Ponzi Scheme? For some reason I see it more as a pathway to bankruptcy or worse prison. Of course I'm not an accountant or an attorney so I may be ill informed. However if you knowingly spend money you don't have or money that belongs to someone else I think it is considered criminal behavior. Unfortunately I have first hand knowledge of people going to jail for this type of behavior (they may have been my friends). So how could anyone think this type of economics could bring about positive change?

Nevertheless I am willing to give it a try. I would like all of my family, friends and acquaintances to invest their hard earned dollars with me. (Keeping in mind it is just an investment.) I promise to invest it in what I think will bring about the most change (as in coin). When I think your investment has run it's course I will let you know the outcome of change (as in difference) it made.

You can rest assure I will treat your money as if it were my own. I will spend it wisely on what I think is necessary to bring about the change needed (in my life). While you patiently wait for your change (coin) to come. It won't take long before you will see the benefit of your investment. It will make me happy, rich and filled with love and gratitude for all my investors. There will be such a nice change in me how could anyone refuse to invest?

If you are interested in great change, please send me your money immediately. I promise I won't let you down, I'm positive change will come.

7 comments:

Corbie said...

It worked for FDR...and I figured I'd point it out since I'm picking up on a slight political tone to this post. Run for office - you need a platform besides this blog. xoxo

Wendy said...

You crack me up Carol! You should run for office-you'd tell it to them damn straight!

Mug said...

Corbie, this is a fine platform. I can say what the hell I want and not many people read it so it works. Also I don't think I would be good in politics I'm not very good at biting my tongue or kissing someone's ass. I should just stick the blog.

Wendy, At least I made someone laugh. Which is always a good thing in my book.

TroyCampbell said...

Hey Carol!

I was actually taking your message seriously there for a bit! Haha.

Tell you what, I'll gladly send you my debt to see what you can make out of it. What do you say?

Anonymous said...

I think this is GREAT . You should run for president!!

Anonymous said...

I made the anonymous comment. But think about it............why NOT run for Pres?!? Did you hear Mitt Romney said he is running in 2012?
If he does, he's gunna have one hell of a mess to clean up !!

Mug said...

Troy, I am serious, where is your money? I can't afford my debt, so for sure I can't take yours. So please send a check immediately.

CuQee, there are 3 reasons why I don't run: 1. No Money 2. Unknown 3: My past would bite me in the butt. Oh, there is a fourth I swear way too much and way to loud.